The tooth fairy isn't real. Either he isn't real, or guidelines in their discipline have grown sloppy. I wanted to take a woman out for a decent meal recently, but I realized I only had fourteen dollars in my checking account. My first thought was, "I have way too many teeth", and I figured that with inflation one of my molars should run in the $25-$30 range. So, if I took one from each side of my mouth, and merged that cash with my fourteen dollar nest-egg, I'd have enough put together to buy a new pair of sweatpants and still take this woman to Sonic.